Saturday, November 28, 2009

Don't believe the urban legends - beware of posers!



"P.S.tlonumberonefan.blogspot.com sucks, don't read it, ever. I have been following TLO since they were way underground and way raw, so called number one fan is nothing but a BLOW jobber.

Stay real, stay sweaty."

I came across this insult when visiting the NEWEST Loco Ono fan site the other day. I thought I was done with all the posers that think they are the ultimate fan of TLO! All my life I have come across these guys who think that since they JUST discovered TLO that they are the new authority on everything TLO - well I've been doing this for a long time and believe you me this is not the first time I've been attacked by someone who thinks they know TLO more than I do.

I'm not a "word smith" like this joker that is posing as "Satan's Sweatpants" but I am real about my love and knowledge of all that is TLO. I've lived the TLO life since I could remember - my father even claims to be the original drummer - although since this information only surfaces when he is drinking heavily it is hard to know if that if fact for fantasy, but never-the-less I KNOW TLO. I LIVE TLO.

I hate to bring up and attack other fan's blogs, since typically I figure live and let live since I just want everyone to experience the wonder of The Loco Ono, but I want to point out that this NEW fan of TLO posing as Satan's Sweatpants has NO clue as to the truth of TLO. There has always been the urban legend of how Guy Stroker died: "Everyone who follows The Loco Ono has been mourning the loss of the greatest drummer in the Southern Maine Coastal Region, Guy Stroker, since his mysterious passing two years ago, but now perhaps we can find some closure. A friend who is close to sources in the know told S's.S. that Guy was suffering through a particularly bad spate of public masturbation shortly before his deathy death. He was spotted several times in fast food drive-thru lines, cock in hand. The authorities, though they were unwilling to release the information at the time of Guy Stroker's passing, believe that he died of dehydration." (Posted 11/24/09 on Satan's Sweatpants Blog)

Like I said URBAN LEDGEND!!!! Guy Stroker first of all was the second drummer for the band. The first drummer's identity has never been confirmed and also unconfirmed is the truth if he died or survived choking on vomit also. The first drummer was with the band for only a few days for the first album, most people who are novice fans don't even know about that detail. Guy Stroker was the "face" people know at the band's drummer - it is true, he was a legend in Southern Maine and across the world, but he did not die like Satin's Sweatpants claims. That story has been around since his mysterious death. I can prove it too, being the #1 FAN - I have the article that ran in the Phoenix! Take that S's.S.! Asshole! Don't mess with the number one fan...

Against my usually signature of images, I feel it is necessary to attach the article for all to know the truth. I'll be watching this Satan's Sweatpants and I'll be there with my red pen waiting to correct his errors!

Don't believe the urban legends - beware of posers read the true source of TLO here! I apologize I have not been posting as much as I use to on my old blog - stay tuned I've got my ear to the ground and I will be updating you on the band shortly. The thrill of the chase - I've seen more posters!!!!!

Saturday, November 14, 2009

LOCO ONO IS COMING!!!!!


I've been following the band for years - watching them grow into the awesome force they are today, waiting for them to take the world by storm and now it is happening!!! LOCO ONO IS COMING! I've seen the posters up everywhere here in Maine, a friend of mine in Boston reports posters down there too! They are here and they are making noise! To see them live is to see god - in costume of course! I will keep everyone posted on this blog of any news related to the band and show dates!